Once Upon a Time

In the Land of Rhyme

Bless the Lord Who is My Rock

Don't Forget to Keep a Rock in Your Sock

Get Prepared for a Really Long Talk

Remember the attack of awe and shock

When we bombed Iraq

If the glove doesn't fit

You must acquit 

Lift D.N.A. Like Mark Fuhrman

Then Play N.W.A. like a Nazi German

Play Hockey like Wayne Gretzkey

Play a chess piece like Dostoevsky

Comb the beach like Hasselhoff on a jet ski

Then say yes please

I just pulled a rabbit 

Out of my hattrick

That is so sick 

The Hick From French Lick

St.Patrick's Four Leaf Clover

Celtics hit the over

Don't give up until the fat lady sings

Let's see what this New Year brings

I hope it's better than last year

I want to outgrow fear

Now it's time to get back to the story

To Jesus goes all of the Glory

My Higher Power has a Sense of Humour

At Least that's what I heard in a Rumour

From the Holy Ghost

The Ghost With The Most

Here I raise a toast

Since I can't drink it'll have to be ginger ale

Ok. Let me Finish my tale

Don't forget the Great White Whale

I pray I won't fail

I have some help

It's all the books on the shelf

Franklin and his Junta of 12 come alive

Together we will strive

In the Spirit of Reincarnation

We will rebuild this great nation

So tune into this station 

Anonymous Q 2222222

We'll tell you just what you can do

Remember BIG BROTHER is watching 

But so is BIG MOTHER

Build Back Better

We can do this together

No matter what you do

There's only one Anonymous Q 

Forgive and Give

Live and Let Live